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Cows, their numbers range somewhere around 1.29 billion of them on the Earth, and they are plotting to destroy our way of life. Their deadly, damaging farts bringing about the ideal environment for them to live in. We must stop the evil that are cows and take back our planet. Sure they look docile, but behind those big brown eyes, lies a cold, calculating mind whose sole purpose is to rule over all of us.
Many of Earth's politicians have been linked to cows, Reagan, Bush (both of them!), even Ghandi! In fact, President Lincoln sent six cows to infiltrate General McClellan's ranks by getting captured and bring his organization down from the inside. Luckally, the General wised up and sniffed out the spies before they could do any serious harm.
Despite all the overwhelming evidence of the coming cowtastrafy, the people of the world are doing nothing. So, I have created this website in the hopes of "rallying the troops" and informing the public of their threat. If, for some reason, I am not heard from again and this website disappears, then they have found me. Spread the word, tell your friends, and keep an ever-watchful eye for large groups of cows.
Keep in mind that this site is currently under construction. The only features that work so far are the Cow on Mars. Due to the growing need for this knowledge, I was forced to put something up to help start people on their path to the truth. More features to come very soon.
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